Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly linkup of book bloggers hosted by That Artsy Reader Girl! I’m doing a twist on this week’s topic, which was supposed to be the last ten books we abandoned. While I judge no one else for not wasting their reading time on something they’re not enjoying, I am a never-DNF type. Even I, though, will admit that sometimes I probably would have been better off throwing in the towel. Here are ten books that I found so bad I should have just put them down forever.
The Perfect Son: I did not know it was possible to have so many cliches in one book.
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek: Turns out I just really don’t like reading about people having feelings about nature/the outdoors.
Whores of the Devil: This survey of accused witches and heretics throughout history seemed like the kind of thing that I would enjoy but the author wrote in such a lurid fashion based on sketchy details and it was incredibly off-putting.
Catch-22: I often don’t care for satires, and this was no exception. It has one joke (war is ridiculous!) and doesn’t go anywhere for hundreds and hundreds of pages.
Soon the Light Will be Perfect: This book is pretty short but tries to balance way too many plots and feels like a draft that needed real work.
Empire Falls: I had high hopes for this Pultizer-winning family drama but it was just awful. Misogyny and lots of feelings about “real America” and a sensationalized school shooting subplot…just a mess.
The Man in the High Castle: I wanted a story and got mostly a thought experiment. It wasn’t completely without interest, but I did not care about any of the characters or what happened to them.
Good Riddance: This was supposed to be a light-hearted comedy but was just offensivelydumb.
Ready Player One: This book had such hype, and was so mediocre and boring.
Shantaram: I hated this book almost immediately, and unfortunately it’s pretty lengthy. I eventually got into a kind of hate-reading groove that let me finish it, but I wish I had just stopped reading it.